The Making of Zombie Wars by Aleksandar Hemon

Author:Aleksandar Hemon [Hemon, Aleksandar]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
ISBN: 9780374712532
Publisher: Farrar, Straus and Giroux
Published: 2015-05-08T04:00:00+00:00

INT. BASEMENT LAB — NIGHT

A naked, wriggling zombie is tied to an operating table, belts around his neck, wrists, and legs. His eyes roll back and his ROAR is ear-piercing. Major Klopstock and Cadet stand above him, both in surgical gowns and gloves, an array of shining scalpels on a tray within their reach.

MAJOR KLOPSTOCK

You sure you’re ready for this?

Cadet nods without a word. Major K pulls up his surgical mask, as does Cadet. Only their worried eyes are visible now. Major K grabs the biggest scalpel, looks at Cadet one more time — he nods — and then makes a deep cut down the middle of the zombie’s abdomen. A mass of rot and pus erupts from the incision. Cadet retches. Major K puts the scalpel away, then plunges his hands inside the zombie, who is oblivious to the undertaking, steadily roaring and eye-rolling as his intestines SLOSH in his rotten abdomen.

MAJOR K

Come on, Mr. Liver, talk to me.

Major K moves his hand inside the zombie and then finally pulls out the liver and shows it to Cadet: the liver is a very sickly yellow, but it somehow looks alive. Cadet cuts around it until it is detached from the body. Major K pulls down his mask. Cadet shakes his head. Major K nods.

MAJOR K

All right, then. No kissing for me today.

He bites into the liver.

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